Q1)From where will you get your car painted in a furniture shop?
A)from a carpainter

Q2)Which subject will a snake study?
A) Hiss-tory

Q3)why is "A" like a flower?
A) because "B"is alway after it

Q4if there is a person does not have a name and he starts swimming in the pool .what will you call him?
A)Jalandar singh

Q5) When he will come out. what will you call him?
A)You will call him jalandar only .Will your name change when you come out of bathroom